It’s been far too long since I have been on here!
avid:
Tom Hiddleston reading Shakespeare Sonnet 130
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
(Source: kamero-gomez, via chance-to-live-for-more)
what happens when you wear merch
- everyone: why do you want the horizon
- everyone: who's bleeding on the dance floor?
- everyone: who's alexandria? are you asking her out?
- everyone: why would you pierce a veil
- everyone: devil wears prada? I LOVE ANNE HATHWAY
- everyone: who's chelsea? why is she grinning?
- everyone: why are you panicking at the disco? it's just a disco
- everyone: why would you sleep with sirens
- everyone: why are you motionless in white? are you racist against black
- everyone: of mice and men? isn't that a book
- everyone: why is suicide silent?
- everyone: i thought brides had white veils
- everyone: is falling in reverse like jumping?
- everyone: why are you escaping the fate?
- everyone: why is your romance chemical?
- everyone: wtf is on your shirt
- everyone: WHY DON'T YOU WEAR STUFF THAT MAKES SENSE
- me: because fuck you.
(Source: giraffes-allday, via paaatchy)
(Source: mystandards, via darling-d0nt-be-afraid)
- Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
- Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
- Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
- Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
- Tumblr: PORN?
- Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
- Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
- Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
- child predator: I have candy come in my van
- me: no thanks
- predator: I have wifi come in my van
- me: ok
(via screamingdemongirl)
(Source: britishstranger)
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(Source: overdosingonmusicandotherdrugs)


